❝ because, tommy, it IS always you. you don’t do a very good job at pretending you weren’t the one at fault and this is coming from somebody who doesn’t even need to use their telepathy to get the truth. ❞
❛ well i’m HAPPY to inform you that I WASN’T the one who BLEW UP THE GYM. ❜
❝ why is it that whenever something bad happens, it’s always you being thrown into my office by the collar ? either you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time or you’re a budding prankster who just so happens to get caught red handed every. single. time. ❞ / @dragnzord· liked for a starter.
❛ i don’t know professor, why does MR MCCOYALWAYS assume that I’M the one starting the FIRES? ❜